Blanche Quote #331

Quote from Blanche in The Actor

Patrick Vaughn: Blanche.
Blanche: Yes, Judas?
Patrick Vaughn: You're mad because you didn't get the part.
Blanche: Well, you're darned right. Was Phyllis really better than me?
Patrick Vaughn: Much better. But you are far more attractive a woman.
Blanche: I know. What's your point?
Patrick Vaughn: Well, Blanche, I've never done anything like this before. I mean, I hardly know you. But would you consider having dinner with me tonight?
Blanche: Why, yes. Yes. Yes. Wait till my friends hear about this.
Patrick Vaughn: Oh, for the time being, this must be our little secret. I'm in the middle of a rather messy divorce, and if the reporters-
Blanche: Oh, say no more. I'm not naive about these things. I have a subscription to People magazine.
Patrick Vaughn: Then, until tonight at eight o'clock.
Blanche: See you later, Boff. Biff. Patrick.

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 ‘The Actor’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Blanche: Oh, that man is slime.
Dorothy: Pond scum.
Rose: Flugenachen.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: Flugenachen. It's Scandinavian for someone who docks his boat in a handicapped slip.

Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: Rose, why don't we just show Mr. Vaughn around the theatre?
Blanche: Well, why don't I do that myself because I've had the most experience performing here.
Dorothy: Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count.

Quote from Rose

Blanche: And we just want you to know how excited we are that an artist of your stature is going to be performing in our little theatre.
Patrick Vaughn: Ladies, there are no small theatres, no small parts, only small actors.
Rose: Like Herve Villechaize.
Patrick Vaughn: I was speaking metaphorically.
Rose: Oh, please go on. That's such a beautiful language.