Rose Quote #244
Rose: I'm just so full of love, I have to let it out. [singing] "I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...
Men: [singing] We'd like to hold it in our arms and keep it company.
Dwayne: How about a mai tai?
Dorothy: Where have you been?
Dwayne: You remember when Rose said there might be a waterfall in that rock formation. You were right. There is a waterfall. And it empties into a pool in the lobby of the Hyatt Regency.
Rick: We never left the island. We got shipwrecked on the good side.
Winston Hardwick III: Our new hotel is half a mile this way. Come on, we reserved you a room. Rick, put out the fire.
Blanche: Ladies, as long as we're not going to die, I suggest everything we said won't go further than the three of us.
Rose: Well, back in the scouts we used to make it official by pricking our fingers with a penknife and taking a blood oath. What do you say, girls?
Dorothy & Blanche: Shut up, Rose.
Rose: I sure am glad everything's back to normal. I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony I'd like to hold it in my arms
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: Look, ladies, we've taken all the guff we're gonna take off of you.
Blanche: No, you're gonna take all the guff I got and you're gonna like it.
Rose: All right, everybody, now shut the hell up. I'm in charge here. From now on, everyone listens to me.
Rick: Why should we listen to you?
Rose: Because I happen to be the most decorated pioneer scout in the history of northern Minnesota. I can build a 100-foot rope bridge, start a fire with rocks, distill sea water into drinking water. Now, if you want to get out of this alive, I suggest you listen to me. Do I hear any objections? I didn't think so. Dorothy, Blanche, start breaking up the boat. We need wood for a fire. And, you three, head up north, up that ridge. Based on those rock formations, there's a good chance of finding a waterfall. If you don't find anything in an hour, head back to the coastline, follow it around and look for our fire. Now, move. I said move!
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, get a hold of yourself.
Blanche: I don't want to get a hold of myself. They invite us to go out on a boat and then they sail us right out in the middle of a storm. And we end up shipwrecked on this godforsaken island.
Rick: Hey, so, we made a few mistakes. Nobody's perfect, huh.
Dwayne: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Blanche: "What's the big deal?" You almost killed us, you nitwits. I hate you. I curse the day I ever laid eyes on you. I curse the day your momma ever laid eyes on your daddy. I curse the day your daddy ever lay down with your momma.
Quote from Dorothy
Rick: So, how have you ladies been enjoying your vacation?
Dorothy: As a child during the Depression, I had to have my wisdom teeth extracted by a shoemaker. That was more fun than this.