Rose Quote #241
Blanche: Oh, Rose. Come on, now. You're just tired and thirsty.
Dorothy: Yeah, we're all tired and thirsty.
Blanche: Let's not wait for the boys to come back. Rose, why don't you whip us up a batch of fresh water you know how to make from sea water.
Rose: About the sea water...
Dorothy: You don't know how to do it?
Rose: Oh, no, I know how to do it.
Blanche: Thank goodness.
Rose: There's just one little problem. I need a ten-gallon copper pot, seven feet of aluminium tubing and a big roll of cheesecloth.
Blanche: Why didn't you say this while you were bossing us around, Miss Pioneer Dope?
Rose: Things were going so well and everybody was paying attention. I just kind of got caught up in the moment. But it's Ionely at the top. I don't want to be leader any more. I nominate Dorothy.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: Look, ladies, we've taken all the guff we're gonna take off of you.
Blanche: No, you're gonna take all the guff I got and you're gonna like it.
Rose: All right, everybody, now shut the hell up. I'm in charge here. From now on, everyone listens to me.
Rick: Why should we listen to you?
Rose: Because I happen to be the most decorated pioneer scout in the history of northern Minnesota. I can build a 100-foot rope bridge, start a fire with rocks, distill sea water into drinking water. Now, if you want to get out of this alive, I suggest you listen to me. Do I hear any objections? I didn't think so. Dorothy, Blanche, start breaking up the boat. We need wood for a fire. And, you three, head up north, up that ridge. Based on those rock formations, there's a good chance of finding a waterfall. If you don't find anything in an hour, head back to the coastline, follow it around and look for our fire. Now, move. I said move!
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, get a hold of yourself.
Blanche: I don't want to get a hold of myself. They invite us to go out on a boat and then they sail us right out in the middle of a storm. And we end up shipwrecked on this godforsaken island.
Rick: Hey, so, we made a few mistakes. Nobody's perfect, huh.
Dwayne: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Blanche: "What's the big deal?" You almost killed us, you nitwits. I hate you. I curse the day I ever laid eyes on you. I curse the day your momma ever laid eyes on your daddy. I curse the day your daddy ever lay down with your momma.
Quote from Dorothy
Rick: So, how have you ladies been enjoying your vacation?
Dorothy: As a child during the Depression, I had to have my wisdom teeth extracted by a shoemaker. That was more fun than this.