Sophia Quote #363
Sophia: Now try the veal piccata. You'll weep.
Mr. Mitsumo: Sophia, very sweet.
Sophia: Toshiro, can I make a confession? You bring out the beast in me. I know. I know you look at me, you think, "There's a chick who gets around." But that's not true. Until I met you, I didn't even know I still had those feelings. You made me realize there's a lot of wisdom in what the Sicilians say about the old olive tree. Although it's ancient and gnarled, and not much to look at, it still has the tastiest, plumpest olives. Toshiro, how about an olive?
Mr. Mitsumo: Olive?
Sophia: Look, I realize you don't understand most of this. But that's OK. I was married 45 years. My husband spoke perfect English, never understood a word I said. Toshiro, I think it's time you learned some English. Lesson number one. Kiss. [phone rings] Who the hell is this? Dorothy, nice to hear from you. How's the vacation? Good. Well, nothing's happening here. Take care.
Mr. Mitsumo: Lesson number one. Kiss.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: Look, ladies, we've taken all the guff we're gonna take off of you.
Blanche: No, you're gonna take all the guff I got and you're gonna like it.
Rose: All right, everybody, now shut the hell up. I'm in charge here. From now on, everyone listens to me.
Rick: Why should we listen to you?
Rose: Because I happen to be the most decorated pioneer scout in the history of northern Minnesota. I can build a 100-foot rope bridge, start a fire with rocks, distill sea water into drinking water. Now, if you want to get out of this alive, I suggest you listen to me. Do I hear any objections? I didn't think so. Dorothy, Blanche, start breaking up the boat. We need wood for a fire. And, you three, head up north, up that ridge. Based on those rock formations, there's a good chance of finding a waterfall. If you don't find anything in an hour, head back to the coastline, follow it around and look for our fire. Now, move. I said move!
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, get a hold of yourself.
Blanche: I don't want to get a hold of myself. They invite us to go out on a boat and then they sail us right out in the middle of a storm. And we end up shipwrecked on this godforsaken island.
Rick: Hey, so, we made a few mistakes. Nobody's perfect, huh.
Dwayne: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Blanche: "What's the big deal?" You almost killed us, you nitwits. I hate you. I curse the day I ever laid eyes on you. I curse the day your momma ever laid eyes on your daddy. I curse the day your daddy ever lay down with your momma.
Quote from Dorothy
Rick: So, how have you ladies been enjoying your vacation?
Dorothy: As a child during the Depression, I had to have my wisdom teeth extracted by a shoemaker. That was more fun than this.