Dorothy Quote #218
Quote from Dorothy in End of the Curse
Dorothy: Oh, no, honey. It's not. It's OK. The baby's gonna be fine. Sweetheart, you'll have amniocentesis, and the baby will be just fine.
Rose: We'll help you. The baby will have three mothers.
Dorothy: Oh, it'll be such fun, honey. We can take turns feeding him, waking up with him.
Rose: And I can do the car pools for school because my hours are the same.
Dorothy: And I can help with homework because I'm a teacher.
Rose: And then we can send him to the University of Minnesota.
Dorothy: Minnesota? Are you crazy, Rose? This kid is going to Harvard.
Rose: Oh, Dorothy. Those Ivy League schools are so snotty with those preppy people. In Minnesota he'll get a nice mix.
Dorothy: Of cattle, maybe. This boy goes to Harvard.
Rose: Well, who says? We'll take a vote.
Dorothy: Well, nobody is going to vote for Minnesota over Harvard, Rose.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘End of the Curse’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: I got it, nobody told me. I didn't get it, nobody told me. I figured, "This is life," and went back to my meatballs.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: I had a cousin once who didn't get her period for twenty years. Then at seventy-two she got pregnant.
Dorothy: Ma, that never happened.
Sophia: Yes, it did.
Dorothy: Oh, come on. Then it must be in the Guinness Book Of Records.
Sophia: It is. The Sicilian one. The Garibaldi Book Of Records.
Dorothy: Ma, no 72-year-old woman ever became pregnant.
Sophia: So what? It cheered her up.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Well, my whole childhood, I kept hearing about the curse. How when I was 13, I was going to get the curse. I was absolutely terrified. The year of my 13th birthday, I slept with the lights on all year. Oh, I was sure there was a witch behind every wisteria. I didn't go out on Halloween. I was a wreck. But the year went by and no curse. Then the next year went by, no curse. Then finally, when I was 15, Mama took me to the doctor because I still didn't have the curse. And he said, "Blanche, do you mean to tell me you still don't have your period?" I said, "Well, of course I have my period, you fool. I'm not a child. I've had my period for almost two years. It's the curse I don't have."