Rose Quote #85
Quote from Rose in In a Bed of Rose's
Rose: Last night, Al had a heart attack and died. Oh, Mrs. Beatty, I'm so very, very sorry.
Lucille: Well, you must have the wrong Al. You've been sleeping with someone else's Al. My Al is as healthy as a horse. It can't be him! Al Beatty, from Boca Raton?
Rose: Yes.
Lucille: You're telling me Al is dead?
Rose: Yes.
Lucille: A heart attack is crazy. He was a runner. He couldn't have a heart attack. I'm talking, so it can't be true.
You know what I mean? If I keep talking, it isn't true. All I have to do is talk forever. Oh, God, Al! [Rose holds Lucille's hand] I'm all right. I'm OK. Al the big jerk. I loved him. He was a decent man, you know?
Rose: I know. He was.
Lucille: Caring.
Rose: Very.
Lucille: Special.
Rose: And it's all my fault!
Lucille: He had a heart attack. It's not your fault.
Rose: He had a heart attack with me. Mrs. Beatty, my late husband had a heart attack with me as well. They drop like flies around me!
Lucille: Mrs. Nylund, you're not responsible for the death of my husband.
Rose: I'll never date again.
Lucille: You will.
Rose: I won't. I can't.
Lucille: In time, you'll forget this.
Rose: Never.
Lucille: I promise you.
Rose: It's OK. I'll get used to being alone.
Lucille: Mrs. Nylund.
Rose: Yes?
Lucille: You've been sleeping with my husband and he's just died. See if you can pull yourself together, because in a minute, I'm going to need some comforting myself.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘In a Bed of Rose's’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: All right, now, Rose, go on. I don't want dead people in my house.
Dorothy: People, we are talking about one man, who is probably sleeping.
Sophia: You don't think I can recognize death? I lived in a retirement home. Death visited more often than children.
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Well, I've never had to do this before, tell a wife that her husband's been cheating on her with me. That's the hardest thing to tell anybody.
Blanche: Oh, no, it's not. How about having to tell a pregnant woman that her husband's been cheating on her with her own sister and you're the sister and you're pregnant, too by her husband.
Dorothy: You didn't!
Blanche: Not me! Last night on Dallas. Or Dynasty. Or Falcon's Landing. Or one of those. They're all the same.
Rose: Oh, I thought you were the one.
Blanche: Oh, please. I could never do anything like that. If you saw my brother-in-law, you'd know why.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: Oh, poor Al, and he just got a hair transplant.
Blanche: Here's a Beatty in Boca Raton. It's the only one.
Rose: And somebody told me he just bought a farm. Oh, my God. What'll I say to her?
Sophia: That he died in the bed of an idiot.