Sophia Quote #170
Quote from Sophia in That Was No Lady
Dorothy: Ma, where are my shoes?
Sophia: Another date with Mrs. O'Brien's husband?
Dorothy: Now look, don't you start with me. I will continue to see Glen for as long as I please!
Sophia: Is he gonna leave his wife?
Dorothy: Ma, Ma, for the first time in a long time, I am really happy. So please, leave me alone!
Sophia: If you're so happy, how come I hear you pacing in your room night after night?
Dorothy: I can't sleep. I have a lot on my mind.
Sophia: I'll tell you what's on your mind. You hate yourself.
Dorothy: I do not.
Sophia: My mistake. I've only known you since the day you were born.
Dorothy: Look, I've heard enough, Ma. I'm leaving now to meet Glen and have a perfectly marvelous time.
Sophia: I hope he's taking you bowling.
Dorothy: Bowling?
Sophia: Yeah, you could rent shoes there.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘That Was No Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I cannot believe how excited I am! I mean, he's practically a stranger, and I am crazy about him! I haven't felt this way about a man ever before.
Blanche: Oh, honey, you've been hit by the thunderbolt! Love at first sight! It happened to me once.
Sophia: Once? You've been hit by more lightning than the World Trade Center!
Rose: I was hit by the thunderbolt once.
Sophia: Probably a direct hit to the forehead.
Quote from Rose
Rose: It was the first time I saw my Charlie. I was seven and he was eight. It was a hot Minnesota summer and he had put up one of those little stands on the sidewalk.
Blanche: Selling lemonade.
Rose: Insurance. And I bought a nickel policy on my red wagon. And right after that, my wagon was destroyed.
Blanche: How?
Rose: Some hogs trampled it. I was hauling home a smoked ham for Mama and I think it set them off. Anyway, that's when I fell in love with Charlie. He paid for a new wagon, even though my policy didn't cover acts of swine.
Dorothy: ... "Acts of swine."
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Girls, I am so excited! I am finally going to do something you've heard me talk about doing for years.
Sophia: You decided to install a trapeze over your bed.