Blanche Quote #105
Quote from Blanche in That Was No Lady
Rose: Blanche, about your car. I went to the bank to get the money.
Blanche: Honey, I can't sell you that car.
Rose: But, Blanche-
Blanche: Honey, I can't sleep from all the worry and guilt I have been suffering. I wasn't totally honest with you. I told you that car was in perfect condition. Well, it's not. It's a piece of junk. It's the noisiest thing to come out of Detroit since Martha and the Vandellas. When I went to trade it in, they only offered me half the blue book price. I need the whole amount to put down on my new car, so that's why I tried to sell it to you. But I can't go through with it! I cannot sell you that car!
Rose: You can't sell it to anyone. Somebody stole it.
Sophia: What?
Rose: Somebody stole Blanche's-
Blanche: Very nice, Rose! I lend you a perfectly fine automobile, no strings attached, and you let some thief drive off in it! Rose Nylund, I will never forgive you!
Sophia: Wasn't it insured? They'll pay you full blue book.
Blanche: All is forgiven! I'm gonna go call the car dealer right now and tell him he made a sale.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘That Was No Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: I cannot believe how excited I am! I mean, he's practically a stranger, and I am crazy about him! I haven't felt this way about a man ever before.
Blanche: Oh, honey, you've been hit by the thunderbolt! Love at first sight! It happened to me once.
Sophia: Once? You've been hit by more lightning than the World Trade Center!
Rose: I was hit by the thunderbolt once.
Sophia: Probably a direct hit to the forehead.
Quote from Rose
Rose: It was the first time I saw my Charlie. I was seven and he was eight. It was a hot Minnesota summer and he had put up one of those little stands on the sidewalk.
Blanche: Selling lemonade.
Rose: Insurance. And I bought a nickel policy on my red wagon. And right after that, my wagon was destroyed.
Blanche: How?
Rose: Some hogs trampled it. I was hauling home a smoked ham for Mama and I think it set them off. Anyway, that's when I fell in love with Charlie. He paid for a new wagon, even though my policy didn't cover acts of swine.
Dorothy: ... "Acts of swine."
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Girls, I am so excited! I am finally going to do something you've heard me talk about doing for years.
Sophia: You decided to install a trapeze over your bed.