Dorothy Quote #46
Quote from Dorothy in On Golden Girls
Dorothy: Good night, Ma.
Sophia: Good night.
Dorothy: You know, we haven't slept together since I was a little girl.
Sophia: Thank God.
Dorothy: I used to get into your bed whenever I had that dream about the bear.
Sophia: Yeah. The bear dream.
Dorothy: I hated that dream.
Sophia: A bear is eating you. What's to love? You were so cute. You were always so polite when you woke me. "Mommy, I'm having a bad dream. Could I come in?"
Dorothy: I felt so safe with you.
Sophia: Listen, I felt safe with you when you were three.
Dorothy: And you always used to smell from Midnight in Paris perfume.
Sophia: Better than this, huh?
Dorothy: It sure was nice.
Sophia: It still is.
Dorothy: Good night, Ma.
Sophia: Good night, pussycat.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘On Golden Girls’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: My father used to punish us by sending us to the dairy barn to milk Alice.
Dorothy: Well, what's so terrible about that?
Rose: You had to milk Alice sitting on a stool.
Blanche: I thought you always milked a cow sitting on a stool.
Rose: No, no. Alice had to sit on a stool. You see, she was involved in this nasty plowing accident. It was during spring planting and Daddy had hitched her up to the plow 'cause poor old Toby had gotten a fever and gone deaf-
Dorothy: Rose, Rose, Rose. Sweetheart, save the story. When David comes back, tell him. That can be his punishment.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: How is it possible to get pregnant in Sicily just by crossing the street?
Sophia: Cheap Chianti and narrow streets.
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Well, I don't believe that! But then what can I expect? His father's a Yankee. I guess I should've given him some money.
Sophia: You should've given him a smack.
Dorothy: Ma.
Blanche: I don't believe in hitting children.
Sophia: Personally, I like to lay into a kid with a melon baller. It's got a nice weight, good balance in the hand. And it's portable.