[fantasy:]
Dorothy: Calm down. Calm down, everybody. How did this happen?
Blanche: I remember. That moron made us promise we'd have our heads frozen and meet 100 years later.
Dorothy: And we did it?
Rose: I guess so. But I thought they'd have given us bodies by now.
Dorothy: What the hell made you think that people would be lining up to donate their bodies? God, we look like a reunion of Henry VIII's wives.
Rose: Come on, Dorothy, look on the bright side for a change.
Dorothy: Okay. Blanche, you've lost weight.
Blanche: Rose Nylund, I could just strangle you.
Rose: With what?

[fantasy:]
Dorothy: Now, calm down. Calm down. Now, everybody, calm down. So, Blanche, how did you die? I was 92-years-old, and I'd just met this really cute little tennis instructor, so I told him I needed lessons. Well, he came over to the house and I was in the bathtub. So I asked him if he would mind spongin' off my back. He said, "Sure.
" So I waited a little while before I made my move and-
Dorothy: Oh, this is disgusting. I mean, right up until the end you-
Blanche: My final words were, "Thank you, baby. Glub, glub, glub."

[fantasy:]
Rose: How did you die, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Well, you know that sign at the gorilla cage at the zoo, "Do not lean over the fence"?
Rose: Yeah.
Dorothy: They mean it.

[fantasy:]
Rose: I guess you know how I died. In that hospital. The last thing I remember, I was talking to you and Sophia and- Hey, where is Sophia? Didn't she have her head frozen, too?
Dorothy: I guess not. Oh, poor Ma. Instead of being here with us, she's all alone in some dark, cold box six feet under.
Sophia: [entering] Sorry I'm late. Dorothy, chin up. Posture's important.
Dorothy: God, she's alive!
Sophia: By the way, Dorothy, I sold that video of you falling into the gorilla pit to America's Funniest Home Videos.
Dorothy: Ma, how could you?
Sophia: I won! Of course, it was a lot funnier when they added the sound effects. Boink, boink, boink, boink, doink!
Dorothy: Ma, how can you still be alive? You have to be 200 by now.
Sophia: No, I died a long time ago. I had my head frozen.
Blanche: Yeah, but how did you get a body so fast?
Sophia: You didn't tip the guy?
Rose: Well, at least that proves they can do it. How do you like your new body, Sophia?
Sophia: Love it. I've got the body of a 25-year-old. And I'm in luck. The in thing now is young bodies with old heads.

Rose: Oh, girls, I had the most wonderful dream. Sophia, you had the body of a 25-year-old. And Blanche, you were having sex till you were 92. And Dorothy, you... Well, you met somebody who couldn't keep his hands off you.