‘Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?’
Season 1, Episode 2 - Aired September 21, 1985
Dorothy is upset at the prospect of seeing her ex-husband, Stan, after their daughter announces she is getting married.
Quote from Dorothy
Sophia: I never understood why people throw rice at weddings anyway.
Dorothy: Because tomatoes leave stains.
Quote from Sophia
Rose: Could I talk to you two ladies in the living room, please? I have some very distressing news. Sophia's been pilfering cheese balls.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: This morning, I made 48 cheese balls. There are now 26.
Sophia: [entering living room] 24!
Quote from Dorothy
Kate: I'm so glad you're here. Thank you for coming.
Stan: Don't thank me. Thank your mother. There aren't too many women around who could swallow their pride after what went down between us. You're awesome, babe. Absolutely awesome.
[Dorothy barks at Stan]
Rose: Shh!
Quote from Dorothy
Stan: What can I do for you?
Dorothy: The first thing you can do is get rid of that ridiculous toupee. I want to speak to the bald guy who left me. [rips toupee off]
Stan: Ow! What's the matter with you?
Dorothy: You walked out on me, Stanley Zbornak!
Stan: Now I know why.