Miles: Dorothy, am I doing the right thing? Here I'm gonna marry Rose, I don't even know if I can live with her. I mean, what if she leaves every light on in the house at night? Or just doesn't turn off the faucet so that it drips all night long? Or just stands there and stares into the refrigerator? Just stares. Oh, Dorothy, my God.
Dorothy: Oh, Miles, I don't know what you're so worried about. Rose is a wonderful woman. She's so loving and caring. All right, so she's not perfect. So she has a- A few faults.
Miles: Like what?
Dorothy: She's maddening. St. Olaf stories, sock puppets, and she's so cheerful in the morning that you just want to take your grapefruit and shove it in her face. Hard. As hard as she can stand it.
Miles: Boy, I'd like to see who was runner-up for maid of honor.