Quote from Sophia in From Here to the Pharmacy
Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing up? Sophia: Disappointed, huh? If I'm up that means I'm alive, and if I'm alive, it means you can't get your hands on my money. Dorothy: What are you talking about? Sophia: You know about the will. You know if I die you'll be on easy street. What did you do, Dorothy, slip cyanide into my mouthwash? Ha, ha! The joke's on you, I don't use it.