Sophia: OK, OK, everybody. Get washed up. Rose, I knew you'd get that job, so I made a special dinner to celebrate.
Rose: Sophia, that's so nice.
Sophia: Don't mention it. When I was shaving my legs last night, it really made me feel good.
Dorothy: That you were helping Rose?
Sophia: That I can still touch my ankles.
Blanche: What did you make that's so special?
Sophia: Sardine casserole with a kind of an oatmeal cookie crust. I hope you like it. There's a lot.