Quote from Sophia in The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
Sophia: Oh, listen. Uh, how much for the nectarine? Store Manager: Take it. It's on the house. Sophia: Uh, we can't do that. It's against the bylaws. Store Manager: All right, you can pay me. That's 45 cents. Sophia: 45 cents for one lousy nectarine? What's inside, a pit or a pearl? This is a 25-cent nectarine. Store Manager: Fine. Sophia: Sold. Claire, don't stand there like a bump on a pickle. Give the man a quarter.