Stan: Dorothy, you're not moving. It reminds me of our wedding night.
Dorothy: Stanley, I don't wanna dance with you.
Stan: Dorothy, please. This is really important. Today, Ted called the airline and booked two seats for Acapulco. What does that mean to you?
Dorothy: That he doesn't have a travel agent.
Stan: No, you don't understand. The last time he went to Acapulco, he got married.
Dorothy: So? The last time I went to Coney Island, I got pregnant. What's your point?