Quote from Sophia in To Catch a Neighbor
Dorothy: I'm scared. I don't know what to do. Sophia: First of all, don't think your problem is so unique. People do crazy things for love all the time. Let me tell you a little story. Picture this: Sicily, August 1908. No, that's not it. But if you ever need a story about jealousy, this one is a pip. Dorothy: Ma, just go to sleep. Sophia: No, no. I remember. Havana, 1957. No, I was never in Havana. Dorothy: Ma! Sophia: I meant Brooklyn, 1958. No, that's not it. I don't believe it. I'm dry! I got nothing!