Quote from Dorothy in Son-in-Law Dearest
Dorothy: Oh, that's Kate. Oh, oh, I am so nervous all of a sudden. Of course, I am also very excited. I mean, I have dreamed about this moment all my life. [opens door] Oh, honey. Stan: Darling. Dorothy: [slams door] Is it my imagination, or was that my ex-husband Stanley? [opens door] Stan: Dorothy, it's me, your ex-husband Stan. Dorothy: Excuse me. With that new toupee I thought you were Ted Danson. Stan: I just got it today. It hasn't had time to settle.