Sophia: A few more snacks like that and the only thing you'll be able to fit into is a saddle.
Blanche: I'm not going to eat all of this at once, Sophia. There's an I Love Lucy marathon on tonight. I'm setting up for 12 straight hours of classic TV.
Sophia: I never cared for that show. Every episode Lucy said the same thing. "Ricky, why can't I be in the show? Ricky, why can't I be in the show?" Why couldn't she be in the show? The woman was a riot at home. His show with the club stank. What's so entertaining about a Cuban beating a drum?