Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing home?
Sophia: Oh, I left my shopping list in the kitchen.
Rose: There you are, Sophia. She outsmarted me, Dorothy.
Dorothy: You're kidding. I mean, how is that possible?
Rose: It wasn't my fault. We were backing down the driveway and Sophia told me I ran over Mrs. Stofer.
Dorothy: And you believed her?
Rose: Well, I had to check. Last week I did pin her and her walker to the fence on a wide right turn.