Dorothy: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Blanche, I need you to give me a manicure. Rose, I need you to lend me your pearls. Ma, I need you to stay off my back.
Sophia: What? What'd I do?
Dorothy: I am going out with a new man tonight and he is not Italian.
Blanche: Oh, who is he, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Oh, his name is Glen O'Brien.
Rose: Where'd you meet him?
Sophia: His name is O'Brien. Two to one, she met him at a gin mill.