Sophia: Dorothy, do we have heart disease in our family?
Dorothy: No, Ma.
Sophia: How did Uncle Mario die?
Dorothy: Don't you remember? He was carrying out the garbage and dropped his gun, and it went off and shot him in the forehead.
Sophia: Oh, yeah, right. What a klutz. Didn't Aunt Teresa have a heart attack?
Dorothy: No, Aunt Teresa didn't have a heart.
Sophia: Uncle Nunzio?
Dorothy: Uncle Nunzio died to get away from Aunt Teresa.
Sophia: My mother died of old age and my father fell off a donkey, so we got healthy hearts in our family.
Dorothy: Very, very healthy.
Sophia: That's good. That's a good thing.