Dorothy: What is this $2500 deduction for a gift? This is a receipt for the diamond ring that you gave me on our 38th wedding anniversary.
Stan: I know.
Dorothy: You spent $2500 on me?
Stan: Yeah. I figured after 38 years, you deserve something major. Listen, I know we've had our differences, but you've always stuck by me when it really counted. I'll always love you for that.
Dorothy: Oh, thank you, Stanley. Stanley, what are all these deductions for a Corvette and a rented garage?
Stan: Dorothy, don't get mad. And don't hit me if you do. I kind of bought a Corvette without telling you.
Dorothy: You bought a car without telling me?
Stan: I couldn't help myself. I was going through a mid-life crisis.
Dorothy: So was I. I gave myself a perm and took up Jazzercise. You bought a car without telling me?!