Quote from Rose in A Midwinter Night's Dream
Rose: So, you're Blanche's thief. Derek: Blanche, a remarkable woman. I've known her just this evening, and she's already reformed me. The result of her benevolence, I shall steal no more. Rose: Boy, I don't envy you. My friends in the work force say this is no easy time to be changing careers. Derek: Those are lovely earrings you're wearing. Rose: Thank you. They're family heirlooms. They're worth more than your lazy-ass husband will make in a lifetime. Or at least that's how Mom used to describe them to me.