Quote from Dorothy in A Midwinter Night's Dream
Miles: Look, Dorothy, about the kiss. Dorothy: What kiss? I didn't see a kiss. Was there a kiss? Miles: No. And neither of us must speak of it, because it never really happened. Dorothy: At least it wouldn't have if you hadn't started up with me. Miles: Me? I did no such thing. Dorothy: Oh, please. You with your neatly trimmed beard and your flat stomach. Miles: Oh, and I suppose it was a mere accident that you happen to have the softest lips this side of my mother.