Quote from Sophia in Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Blanche: The point I'm trying to make is, your behavior in this shoe thing is extreme, even for you. What is goin' on? Sophia: Well, Dorothy always makes me buy the same old lady shoes. I never get anything new and exciting. It's just another reminder of what old age takes away from you. First husbands, then cute shoes. What's old age gonna take away from me next? Hey, where's my balloon?