Sophia: Dorothy? What the hell are you doing with this loser?
Dorothy: Ma, he is not a loser. He's a wonderful and gifted musician. I know this sounds odd, but when he was on stage, our eyes met and it was... Well, it was It was kismet. Suddenly, we were spiritually-connected soul mates.
Don: And then you threw your underwear at me, didn't you, love?
Dorothy: So sue me. I just got caught up in the moment. And then, afterwards, we went for coffee, and then, one thing led to another, and we wound up here. Well, is that so bad?