Blanche: Oh, Chuck, this is my roommate Rose, and this is my roommate Dorothy and her mama, Sophia.
Chuck: Oh, yes, I recognize them from TV.
Blanche: You- You saw the show?
Chuck: Yes, I did. Blanche, it was one of the things that attracted me to you.
Blanche: Oh, well, you don't understand.
Chuck: No, I do understand, Blanche. I understand that you're this way because you've probably never been with a real man.
Sophia: Dorothy, do I wet myself or laugh?