Quote from Sophia in Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
Sophia: So that's why you're acting like it's the first day of school. Mr. Gordon is coming over. [kissing sounds] Dorothy: Mother, just stop that. Mr. Gordon is probably over 70 by now. He's practically ancient. Sophia: Seventy is ancient? If I met a man that age who looked halfway decent, I'd be on my back before you could say, "I've fallen and I can't get up."