Dorothy: Well, doesn't anyone want to hear how my date turned out?
Blanche: Oh, honey, was it just terrible?
Rose: Oh, sweetheart, you can tell us.
Dorothy: It was wonderful.
Sophia: Really? Where is Dr. Marvelous? What kind of a man doesn't walk a girl to the door?
Dorothy: One who's too exhausted to walk.
Blanche: Dorothy Zbornak, I am shocked, and I want details.
Dorothy: I tell you the night was just magical. We laughed, we danced, we drank, we cried, we did it all. Even... No, I can't tell you. I'm too shy.