Quote from Blanche in That's for Me to Know
Don: Hi, I'm Don Benson. I'm here about the hot tub. Blanche: Oh, my goodness, word does travel fast. It's not in yet, Don. Don: Oh, no, I'm not here to soak in it. I'm a city inspector. Blanche: [closing door] You can't come in here. This house has been quarantined. We all have, uh... Quick, Rose, give me a deadly disease. Rose: Oh, I'm sorry, Blanche. I don't have a deadly disease. Blanche: Well, get one.