Blanche: Girls, I've got big news. I found something Melissa and I can do together. I have entered her in the Little Miss Miami pageant. And we're a cinch to win, aren't we? Hit it, sweetheart.
Melissa: Hi, my name's Melissa, and I'm five years old.
Rose: Blanche, she's seven.
Dorothy: No, that works out to be five in Blanche years.