Sophia: You missed a sensational concert tonight.
Dorothy: I'm glad I didn't go tonight. Who needs the crowds, the hassle?
Sophia: You're sounding old, pussycat. It's not a hearing aid that makes you old. It's what you're becoming by not getting one. Think of what you're missing, all the things I hear. The birds singing, the wind in the trees, the sound of the ticker tape telling you Xerox has gone up to... My health. Did I mention I've got my health?