Quote from Sophia in Hey, Look Me Over
Dorothy: Ma, you didn't hear that. Now, face it, you can't hear high frequencies. Why can't you be honest about what's happening to you? Why do you insist on becoming feeble? Sophia: Feeble? Now, you listen, Dorothy. I may not have your gift for word jumbles or your ability to float or your way of making small children weep... Dorothy: But? Sophia: Or your butt. Thank you. But there's one thing I do have. Dorothy: Oh, what's that, Ma? Sophia: Two thousand shares of Xerox, which I bought at... My health. I've got my health.