Blanche: Well, they printed the retraction.
Dorothy: Let me see it. I can't find it.
Blanche: Of course you can't. It's way down at the bottom in itty-bitty type.
Dorothy: "Our ad in yesterday's paper should have read 'Sit Well Cortisone Salve Prevents Hemorrhoids, ' not 'Presents Hemorrhoids.'"
Blanche: Below that. Oh, nobody's ever gonna even see it. Everybody's gonna still think I'm 68.
Dorothy: And dead. Why does she keep forgetting dead?