Quote from Sophia in Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
Sophia: I feel like I am in prison, with you keeping an eye on me 24 hours a day. Are you gonna keep doing that for the rest of my life? Dorothy: No, only until you give up this ridiculous idea about leaving the country. Sophia: I'm not skipping bail, Pussycat. I'd never make it. Every cab driver, waitress and skycap between here and Sicily would be only too eager to talk to the police. Dorothy: Why do you say that? Sophia: I under-tip.