Quote from Blanche in Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
Herb Shrewsbury: Well, the trial is set for a month from now, so I'm going to need some character witnesses. Blanche: Maybe you should start by interviewing me. I would make a wonderful witness. I can't tell you how many times I've been badgered by lawyers. Well, I could, but it might sound like boasting.