Dorothy: And speaking of complaints, what about that out-of control housewarming party that kept all the other tenants awake until dawn? The one I was not invited to?
Angelo: That wasn't a party. That was a quiet dinner for two.
Blanche: Hi there, Angelo. Well, Rose and I are ready for our date. I just think it's so sweet the way the mariachi band all chipped in to go on a double date with Rose and me. [horn plays "La Cucaracha"] Here they are now. Angelo, great party the other night.
Rose: Yeah, you look great in a tux.
Sophia: It wasn't your kind of crowd, Pussycat.
Dorothy: That's funny. It's the same excuse you used when you didn't invite me to my Sweet 16.
Angelo: Now, that was a party.