Stan: Listen, Marv and I were talking and you know how persuasive he can be. And he said that I should and I thought... Well, he's the lawyer, and that's what I'm paying him for. So why don't you?
Dorothy: Why don't I what?
Stan: Just sign. It's nothing big. It's a little pre-nuptial agreement that says what's yours is yours and what's mine is mine.
Dorothy: You want me to sign a pre-nuptial agreement? You want me to sign a pre-nuptial agreement? Stanley, whatever happened to openness and honesty and trust? Not to mention the 38 years that I spent as your wife, your partner, the mother of your children. The woman who held down two jobs while you were at home, staring at a matchbook, trying to draw "Winky."