Quote from Sophia in There Goes the Bride: Part 1
Rose: She hung up. Sophia: Sure, she's not so tough without her lobster. Blanche: She must really be nuts about that ex-husband. Sophia: You'd have to be crazy to want a relationship that badly. Dorothy: I don't know what you're talking about. Sophia: Relationships, Dorothy. Human relationships. Remember when that guy asked you to sleep over? Dorothy: Yes. Sophia: Well, if that had been a relationship, you would've been called a girlfriend instead of a dogsitter.