Rose: Girls, Ray and I aren't dating. Miles is in Europe with some students, and I needed an escort for the Children's Hospital fund-raiser. Miles suggested I take Ray. As a friend, that's all.
Blanche: Well, then you're missing a prime opportunity. Dating a boyfriend's friend is exciting. Take it from me. I wrote the book on dating.
Rose: Really? What's it called?
Blanche: It doesn't have a title, you twit.
Dorothy: Hi- Oh, sorry. Well, good night.
Blanche: Oh, you going to bed already?
Dorothy: Well, what's so terrible about going right to bed?
Rose: Hey, Blanche, that's a great title for your book!