Quote from Blanche in Miles to Go
Blanche: Uh, price tag pinned to right sleeve. Dorothy: What are you doing? Blanche: Oh, I'm taking the tags off this dress and saving them so I can put them back on again tomorrow. That way, when I take it back, they won't know I've worn it. Dorothy: You're going to wear a dress, then return...? Blanche, that's illegal. Blanche: Oh, it is not illegal. It's just wrong. See, I love the dress, but I can't afford it, not $300 worth. And I have a late date tonight, so I want to look stunning for it. Besides, it's not like I'm gonna wear it all that much. I'm just gonna put it on and take it off. Then put it on and come home and take it off again.