Sophia: Uh, at this time, the Awards Committee would like to ask Agnes' dear friend and our favorite runner-up, Rose Nylund, to accept the award for her.
[After a moment's hesitation, Rose reluctantly walks up to the stage. She is silent until Sophia punches her in the arm]
Rose: What a surprise. I am absolutely speechless. Except for the one that I have prepared. Laughter from the audience. What can I say about my good friend Agnes? I'll never forget the last time I spoke to her. She said, "Rose, I don't understand you. You work so much harder than the rest of us." And I remember I said, "Well, couldn't this wait just a minute? I'm reading to the blind."
Sophia: That's enough, Rose.
Rose: Oh, but it's so golden.
Sophia: [wresting the award from Rose] Let it go. Come on, let it go. Let it go, you loser! Thank you, Rose Nylund. Let's give her a big hand.