Quote from Sophia in Stand by Your Man
Blanche: I need a chaperone. Now, do I have to call in all the favors you owe me? Dorothy: What favors? Blanche: [to Sophia] I need a chaperone. Now, do I have to call in all the favors you owe me? Sophia: I don't owe you any favors. Blanche: Oh, really? "But, officer, the little old lady was with me. She couldn't possibly have put that banana in your tailpipe." Sophia: It'll be an honor to serve.