Quote from Sophia in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Rose: Hi, Sophia. How was your date last night? Sophia: Tony Delveccio is a dreamboat. I wouldn't mind glancing over at the night table and seeing his teeth next to mine. Dorothy: Ma, please. I mean, it's probably silly, but I'm not that comfortable hearing about your romantic escapades with men. Sophia: Then you're gonna hate this. I fantasize about him all day. Last night, I dreamed I was Joan of Arc, and he was coming at me with a hose. Dorothy: Ma, maybe it was just a religious-experience dream. Blanche: Did he put out the fire? Sophia: Three times. Blanche: Wow, the seldom-achieved Joan of Arc fantasy triple. Sophia, I hate you.