Police Officer: Lyle Waggoner? You're under arrest.
Lyle Waggoner: Arrest? What's the charge?
Police Officer: I don't have time to list all of them, but he's a prime suspect in a major crime spree.
Lyle Waggoner: Where?
Police Officer: Palm Springs, California.
Sonny Bono: It's good to be mayor.
Police Officer: Let's go.
Lyle Waggoner: No, wait. Dorothy, have you made a decision?
Dorothy: Yes, I have made a decision. Sonny, I think that Lyle is the sweetest, kindest man I have ever met. What you have done here is a totally underhanded, inexcusable abuse of power. Oh, Sonny, the power.