Rose: Dorothy, these are from celebrities!
Dorothy: Oh, Rose, that's private.
Blanche: Lyle Waggoner and Sonny Bono!
Sophia: Dorothy. My poor, sweet, dead-end Dorothy. You're sending flowers to yourself again, aren't you?
Dorothy: Why is it so hard to believe that I am being chased by two men? Shut up, Blanche. Last week, I didn't have anything to do one night- Shut up, Ma. So I went to the dinner theater and I saw Lyle and Sonny in a production of Equus. Uh. Our six eyes met, Sonny fell into the orchestra pit, Lyle forgot his lines and went into Under the Yum Yum Tree. Except for the reviews, it was a magical night.