Quote from Sophia in Mrs. George Devereaux
Blanche: George, is that really you? George: It's me, Blanche. Blanche: But you're dead. At least you're supposed to be. I buried you nine years ago. What in hell is going on? George: Well, I guess the best thing to do is just give it to you plain and simple. Blanche, I staged my death. Sophia: [o.s.] He stained his desk?!