Dorothy: Stanley, one question. If things are going so well, what is it you want?
Stan: Glad you asked, babe. I need your help. I want to export the Zbornee to Japan. Our research shows the Japanese actually hate rice, but what they hate more is burning their fingers on baked potatoes. Anyway, Dorothy, a major Japanese distributor is arriving next week. Zbornco is throwing a big reception for him. I need a date. I want you to go with me.
Dorothy: I'm sorry, Stan. There are other vegetables I'd rather go out with.