Man: The Dow was down again today.
Woman: I told my broker to short all my high-tech holdings and put it into triple-A bonds and precious metals.
Sophia: Hey, you sound like doctors. Do you think you can find out why I was left on this elevator?
Woman: You were just left here? What's your name?
Sophia: Read it yourself, right here on the bracelet.
Woman: "Zulu, Queen of the Dwarf People."
Sophia: Petrillo's the name. Sophia Petrillo. Can you get me outta here?
Woman: OK, OK. Who is your insurance company?
Sophia: Lloyd's of London. What do I look like? I'm on Medicare. [the man and woman step back]
Man: We'll tell the desk. They'll send somebody.